I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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