This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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