i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
