there was a trapeze. enough said
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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