Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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