3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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