that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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