Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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