You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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