We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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