I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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