We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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