yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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