is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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