So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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