oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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