do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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