Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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