haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
tell me about the eggs
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