Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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