that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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