I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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