oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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