her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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