Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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