I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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