tell your sister to shave her snatch
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize