I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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