apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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