id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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