Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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