Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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