Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
