How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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