Will you blow on my dice?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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