well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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