Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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