I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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