maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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