why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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