i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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