If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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