I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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