he thought i was a dude.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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