If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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