never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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