He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
that is very illegal...i love you.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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