five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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