So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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