Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you didnt know i had herpes?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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