Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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