I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
