I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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