with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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