Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
there is glitter all over my balls
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