We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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