I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
