I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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